ask your crush what their astrological sign is
if your sign and their sign match up with one of your homestuck otps, then pursue them
if not you must kill them and hide the remains immediately or hussie will come and devour you in the night
a crush tip
mutatedmusings replied to your photo: I started crying when I opened this file. I don’t…
you are possibly crying because he looks particularly handsome in this picture.F U C K
M E
THAT MAN HAS LAUGHED AT SOMETHING I SAID TO HIM
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
HE SHARES AN ADORABLY BRITISH MUTUAL INTEREST IN MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM.
HE IS JUST THE MOST ADORABLE AND SWEET HUMAN BEING IN THE WHOLE WORLD *sob* I WANT ONE
YES OMG YES MY OWN PERSONAL JOHN OLIVER THAT I CAN JUST PUT IN MY POCKET AND CARRY AROUND TO NARRATE MY LIFE SARCASTICALLY AND BRITISHLY.
mutatedmusings replied to your photo: I started crying when I opened this file. I don’t…
you are possibly crying because he looks particularly handsome in this picture.F U C K
M E
THAT MAN HAS LAUGHED AT SOMETHING I SAID TO HIM
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
HE SHARES AN ADORABLY BRITISH MUTUAL INTEREST IN MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM.



