comedy elitist
a crush tip

yourcreepyuncle:

ask your crush what their astrological sign is

if your sign and their sign match up with one of your homestuck otps, then pursue them

if not you must kill them and hide the remains immediately or hussie will come and devour you in the night

walrusofcondemnation:

mutatedmusings:

walrusofcondemnation:

mutatedmusings replied to your photo: I started crying when I opened this file. I don’t…

you are possibly crying because he looks particularly handsome in this picture.

F U C K

M E

THAT MAN HAS LAUGHED AT SOMETHING I SAID TO HIM

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

HE SHARES AN ADORABLY BRITISH MUTUAL INTEREST IN MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM.

HE IS JUST THE MOST ADORABLE AND SWEET HUMAN BEING IN THE WHOLE WORLD *sob* I WANT ONE

YES OMG YES MY OWN PERSONAL JOHN OLIVER THAT I CAN JUST PUT IN MY POCKET AND CARRY AROUND TO NARRATE MY LIFE SARCASTICALLY AND BRITISHLY.

germanys-nipples:

if you ever think a fandom is bad

just remember

walrusofcondemnation:

mutatedmusings replied to your photo: I started crying when I opened this file. I don’t…

you are possibly crying because he looks particularly handsome in this picture.

F U C K

M E

THAT MAN HAS LAUGHED AT SOMETHING I SAID TO HIM

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

HE SHARES AN ADORABLY BRITISH MUTUAL INTEREST IN MY FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM.

of-bravery-and-bowties:

That’s right, it’s John fucking Oliver
I don’t take credit, source(x)

of-bravery-and-bowties:

That’s right, it’s John fucking Oliver

I don’t take credit, source(x)

ibiscolors:

TT: <3